Mosey the Pirate is the official Flying Spaghetti Monster action-adventure role-playing game, with the titular Mosey, a Pirate from the FSM canon, as the story's protagonist! Follow Mosey on the adventure that is his life, as he rises from being another lowly, down-on-his-luck short-order cook under the cruel employ of Phil the Night Manager, to becoming the world’s first Pirate, one of the chosen, holiest, and most chill people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Explore an open satirical variant of the ancient Mediterranean, craft an assortment of useful items, manage your own crew as the captain of the mighty Lasagna, combat all sorts of hilariously devious enemeis, and discover the true meaning of being a Pirate!